On June 25, 2015:
Big Brother, who has eaten American cheese, woven wheat crackers and strawberry yogurt for lunch every day for the last six years, requested spaghetti for lunch today. Spaghetti? That is not on the "I will only eat these eight foods" list.
Sister, who believes that all fruits and vegetables are the work of the devil, especially those stinky strawberries, requested a second helping of watermelon. She ate the first helping without threats or coercion?
I don't know whether to ride this good fortune and try to potty-train Tank today, or drop everything to go buy a lottery ticket.
Me: "Hey Tank. Let's ditch that diaper and wear these really cool robot underwear!"
Tank: "Never!"
The odds are more in my favor with the lottery.
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