He Can't Grow Up Fast Enough

Tank: "Mommy? Ah six?"

Me: "No. You're not six."

Tank: "But Ah eat! Mah tum-mee biggewr!"

Me: "Yes, your tummy is bigger, but you're not six. You are three."

He leaves the room.

He comes back into the room.

Tank: "Now Ah six?"

Me: "No. You're still three."

The Brilliant Birthday Boy

Tank, singing: "Ap-pee burfday to meee! Ap-pee burfday to meee!"

Tank, speaking: "Mommy! Today is mah burfday!"

Me: "Really? How old are you?"

Tank: "Ah ten mi-utes old!"

Me: "You're ten minutes old?"

Tank: "Yesh."

Yes, in the grand history of the universe, he just may be ten minutes old.

Oh my gosh. 

(whispering): He's advanced.

Sister's Random Statement of Fact

"Tomorrow is the future............Yesterday was the past. Today is now!"