Sunday, February 1, 2015

Inappropriate Language

Grocery shopping with Sister riding in the cart, drawing on a scrap of paper with a pen.

Sister, not looking up from her drawing: "What does 'screwed' mean?"

Dang!  Where did she hear that?  Who is the potty mouth in this store?  I may be a bit prudish, but there is just some language I don't want my 5 year old to use!

Me, trying to address this tactfully: "Well, it means that you are in trouble."

pondering, pondering, pondering.........

Me, unable to stand the suspense: "Where did you hear that word?"

Sister, holding up her pen: "You said this pen didn't work because it was unscrewed."

I wonder if she will yell "This marker is screwed!" in Kindergarten tomorrow, or the next day.

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