Sister: "Can you make the decision to get married and not have kids?"
Me: "Ahhh, sure."
Sister: "Then what do you do after you get married?"
Me: "You live your life."
Sister: "But what do you DO?"
Me, wistfully: "You do whatever you want to do. And you don't have to wipe runny noses or poopy bottoms or cook anything with 'nuggets' in the name."
Tank: "Mah bot-um's nah poopy!"
Thank goodness for small favors.
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