Me, putting Tank in his bed: "Time to take a nap."
Tank: "Done wan nap. When ah cwose ma eyez, dere a pidew in ma eyez."
Me: "When you close your eyes, there's a spider in your eyes?"
Tank: "Yesh. Ah need ma sox to make it dead."
Me: "You need your socks to kill it?"
Tank: "Yesh." Takes off dirty socks and rubs them across his closed eyes. "See? Make pidew dead."
Me: "Yeah, those stinky socks would kill anything. You still have to take a nap."
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