Kid 1 yells "Stop it!" to Kid 2 who hit the wrong button on the TV remote and started the movie over again, so Kid 2 yells "Stop yelling at me!" to Kid 1, who yells back "Well, stop yelling at me!", then Kid 2 screeches "Stop! Yelling! At! Me!", and Kid 1 screeches back "Well! Stop! Yelling! At! Me!", so Kid 2 declares "You yelled at me first!", and Kid 1 replies "You yelled at ME first!", then Momma comes into the room, turns off the TV, and says "Everybody go to your rooms", to which Kid 1 melts to the floor in a dramatic breakdown of "NOOOOOOO!", and Kid 2 throws her body onto the couch with a "But he started it!", while Kid 3 starts sobbing amidst the screaming chaos, so Momma asks Kid 3 "Why are YOU crying?", and Kid 3 says, "Kid 1 is in twouble."
Nevermind, Momma will go to HER room.
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