Big Brother comes into the kitchen, crying and holding his stomach: "He bit me!"
Well, we know who "he" is. I walk into the family room to find Tank waiting for me, chin to chest, eyes peering up from the side.
Me: "You bit Big Brother? We don't bite."
Tank, pointing across the room: "Sister bit him."
Nice try, Kid, but I'm not buying it.
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