Sister's Random Statement of Fact

"Santa might bring me three things this year because everything is different this year because it's fall."

Then she continued singing the "Wow, Wow, Wubbzy!" theme song.

Tank's Reasons Why He Can't Take a Nap

Me, putting Tank in his bed: "Time to take a nap."

Tank: "Done wan nap. When ah cwose ma eyez, dere a pidew in ma eyez."

Me: "When you close your eyes, there's a spider in your eyes?"

Tank: "Yesh. Ah need ma sox to make it dead."

Me: "You need your socks to kill it?"

Tank: "Yesh." Takes off dirty socks and rubs them across his closed eyes. "See? Make pidew dead."

Me: "Yeah, those stinky socks would kill anything. You still have to take a nap."